pissdrnkr:

markercub:

thedudewhosadude:

Great!  First of all, how’s your bladder control?  You know how you can stop your stream by bearing down?  Practice that.  If he’s gonna want to drink it down without spilling a drop, either he’s gonna need a lot of practice and/or you’re gonna need to regulate your stream to give him time to swallow (while you continue to fill).  If you do it like all the porn does, figure 1,

Then that will be fine for all of about 5 seconds until the urgency of your stream and the capacity of his mouth reach a limit and he’ll need to swallow, figure 2,

which means either you keep pissing and waste some of it (and it kinda hurts to hold it back) or he takes it to the front of him.  Then again, lots of guys do the porn thing of just kinda sloshing all the piss out once it’s full.  I’ve found I’ve been able to deal best with it when I’m directly sucking on their dick – so I can swallow without their piss leaking out.  Ask him what he’s into!

If he’s looking for you to piss on him, try to avoid shooting your piss up his nose when he tilts his head back.  Keep in mind that unless your bladder is particularly large, leaks can be pretty short!

A big thing to think about is what he’s into.  So I’d say entry-level piss is pretty clear.  That means you gotta be hydrated!  Consider the foods and beverages you’re drinking during the day – color is a decent indicator of taste and you want to shoot for clear.  Flavor is also going to be affected by beverages, so coffee can affect it, as well as beer.  Beer piss is delicious whereas coffee piss…ehh…asparagus is right-out.

Also, fun fact – people’s bodies are dog shit at metabolizing methamphetamine.  So if you use it, you can actually kinda re-up your high from your own piss.  Also known as chem-piss!

So unless your guy is particularly into strong piss, stay away from early morning piss.  If you take a lot of vitamins and stuff, that will also show in your piss (particularly B12, which makes your piss NEON).

If clothing is involved, it can get stained, particularly on the more yellow side of things.  It’s not an instant thing, but if you forget about it…after you’re done, rinse whatever’s soaked and try to get it in the wash.

So everything I’ve talked about is what you can do with it.  But there’s other stuff – so some guys like “desperation” which is the piss dance and urgency.  Or you can tie them down to a chair and just give it time – they can keep fighting it but eventually they will give in.  Just don’t kill em with too much water (google “hold your wee for a wii”)  It can be combined into a humiliation thing, like not being allowed to piss while out and thus needing to piss yourself and walk home, covered in your own piss.

There’s also “piss destruction” or “marking” which is essentially pissing in all the wrong places.  Like on someone’s bed, the couch, a stairwell, ALL over the bathroom except the toilet…personally, I dig it a LOT and it’s like the shittiest thing to do.

Don’t worry about messing it up – because you probably will since it’s new.  And that’s totally fine!  Thank your fella for sharing this information with you, and talk more about what he’s interested and not interested in!  Good luck!

EDIT: Also, pissfucking is possible, but it’s typically nkt easy for people to piss with a hard-on.

EDIT 2: Also also, I was getting to this earlier, but if he’s got submissive tendencies then ranker piss might be more of a turn on for him, the whole “do it for them!” aspect.

Holy hell this covers everything! In such a great casual way too. Instant reblog for me

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